hotmss:

Oh my my, baby, don’t be shy…

hahawhore:

I wait all year to reblog this

(Source: 90s90s90s, via ruinedchildhood)

best-of-funny:

if i had a dollar for every time u annoyed me

X

(Source: addictings)

ladyxgaga:

Where is Lady Gaga?

(via tarasavelo)

Tumblr Code.

smuggleallthecheese:

lostgeekette:

moriarty-mastermind:

once-ling:

bltsl4:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION

(Source: aru, via superrrgay)

bitchinbands:

hongkers:

hongkers:

Who robbed the tampon factory?

SOME BLOODY CUNT

are you fucking serious

(via dont-lumping-yell-at-me)

best-of-funny:

damegreywulf:

iphisquandary:

cat physics

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SNAKE

X

(Source: hailants)